There is the time that she had come in to the living room
where I was watching TV and plopped on the couch with this cute pouty face and
chuckling a little and said, “I want to tell you something because it is funny
but I feel so dumb for doing it.” I had
all types of thoughts go through my head but they all pointed to the same
question – How much is this going to cost me? She insured me that it was not bad
and nothing was broken, then proceeded to tell me that she had waited to sign
her Social Security Card because she hadn’t quite perfected her new name
signature yet and wanted it to be cute.
She showed me the back of the card and in that same cute pouty face and
voice she pointed out where she had spelled her last name incorrectly –StapELy.
And there as no way of fixing it. People who might have to look at her SS card
might not notice the misspelling if the correct spelling wasn’t typed right
above her signature.
Next – my sleeping habits have changed drastically and will
continue to do so I am sure once the baby comes, but Hillary has done well to
prepare me for the day with her ever changing dramatic night shows. They range form the time that she was trying to
convince me that I didn’t fill out the proper paperwork for our insurance and
when I probed her about what papers she responded with a convincing voice
referring to the papers in her hand.
When I felt for her hand and found no papers I realized she was talking
in her sleep. But she didn’t end
there. She realized there were no papers
in her hands got out of bed to go to the office to find them only to come to
her senses once she was approaching the office that there were no papers but
then was upset that I was correct (still under the sleepy influence). When she returned I asked where she went and
she said to get the papers but they weren’t there because “I kept faxing them
to myself” is what she said. Also there
was the time that I was not able to sleep and being awake that night allowed me
to experience that my wife can innocently drop her closed fist just above my
eye with significant force without even realizeing it. I just laughed for a few minutes while I
waited to see how long she would leave it there. I eventually had to move her hand. Also there was the time that she woke me up
by slapping me on the arm very hard. I am not sure if I was woken by the force
of the slap or the loud noise the slap made.
Needless to say I was very confused as my wife, realizing what happened,
started apologizing and telling me how much she loves me.
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